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muahahaha
provided by the local senior mobile home community, of course
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DD Middle Cruiser
Track Sentra
Burn left Cruiser
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DD: PT Bruiser
Track PT Bruiser
Burn the Nissan
***Disclaimer: I may or may not be drunk on cough syrup thanks to a cold...
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Walk.
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Track the thing on the right. Burn the things on the left. DD the deck chairs.
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Burn all 3, take ownership of what appears to be a neat house!
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Burn burn burn
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It really does has a massive deck
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DD Sentra, Track the PT (Under the conditions of it being a manual GT, although it probably isn’t.), and burn the other PT.
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Slightly less offensive wheels on the middle Cruiser I’m guessing?
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A big saggy deck
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NO
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Track the left PT, DD the Right PT, and burn the Nissan.
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DD the Sentra
Burn the PT Cruiser
Track the other PT Cruiser until it breaks beyond repair.
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The right Cruiser might be a 2.4 Turbo, so crank the boost and track that. Burn the others. If no turbo, still track it just for the hilarity.
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5 spoke beats crappy chrome many spokes
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DD Nissan.
Track (demo derby for preference, but I can wreck it at any track) PT Loser
Burn other PT Loser
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Senior communities are a PT Cruiser’s natural habitat.
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dd - Nissan
track - middle PT
burn - left hand PT
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Burn all 3, but make it look like a theft thing, collect insurance payout for them, then buy a used toaster with the proceeds for breakfast. Sell the house, downsize to a smaller place and buy a real track car.